'Set fire to your hair'



You will often find Numpty hanging with his brother, of a similar name, on a wall. One particular day he cat, but Numpty doesn't like cats, so he thought this must be a good thing. Needles to say, the matches were lit and landed square on Numpty's head. He now does public speaking for baldness.

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